Only the mediocre are always at their best.
-Yiddish proverb

 Find two people in a business agreeing and one of them is unnecessary.
-Anonymous

 I'm not a quoter, but I wish I was.
-Mike S.

 Perfectionism and procrastination do not mix.
-Anonymous

Never attribute to malice that which can be adequately explained by stupidity.
-Hanlon's Razor

The plural of "anecdote" is not "data".
-"xand", ArsTechnica article comment